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7 Forgotten Female Erogenous Zones
**EDIT** THIS WAS A JOKE BLOG FOR FUN **EDIT**
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You already know about the usual suspects, but if you’re looking to amp things up in the bedroom tonight, ask your husband to focus on some parts of your body that you both may have forgotten about. So get you Husband told, don’t hope ASK US!!! We may not know what you like 🙂
1. The Mons
The what? You may be unfamiliar with this word, but it’s time to get acquainted, says Michael Krychman, MD, CM, medical director of Sexual Medicine and the executive director of the Southern California Center for Sexual Health and Survivorship Medicine in Newport Beach, California. “The mons, or area above the genitals where the pubic hair grows, can also be interesting when incorporated into the sexual repertoire,” he explains. “Caressing the hair area or gentle touch to this area can also be exciting and pleasurable.” To make it even more enjoyable, try Zestra, a botanical oil designed to increase arousal and sensitivity. Feeling shy or uncomfortable about the most private places of your body, the mons or otherwise? Learning to embrace, and even love, your body for what it is can go a long way in the pleasure department, say experts. In fact, an Indiana University study published in a recent issue of the International Journal of Sexual Health found that women who feel more positively about their genitals have better and more frequent orgasms. I know what it is, I had never heard of it in this way 🙂
2. Behind the Knees
One of the most-ignored sexual hot spots in the female body? Hint: It’s also a place you might feel really ticklish. According to Dr. Krychman, the skin behind the knees is an area you might ask your husband to focus on, either by kissing or gently massaging with an oil or lotion. “Some women find this area especially exciting and pleasurable when showered with gentle touch or caresses,” he says. And don’t forget the tops of the knees, too, adds Ava Cadell, a sex educator and founder of Loveology University in Los Angeles. “The knees are a major erogenous zone—all around the kneecap. This is one place where a little nibbling is often welcome too.” Again, not a place I would go, but each to their own yeah? lol
3. The Abs
While it might sound like a ticklish scenario, letting your partner stroke or even massage your belly can be an erotic experience for some women, says Amy Levine, a New York City–based sex coach, certified sexuality educator and founder of SexEdSolutions.com. In fact, she adds, in some rare cases, women have been able to reach orgasm simply by doing certain abdominal exercises. “It’s unlikely that the majority of us will be able to experience the same effect,” she says, “but incorporating some ab work in the bedroom could help get you in the mood. Not to mention, the thought of his moving farther south can be downright exciting, likely causing your vaginal muscles to contract from the anticipation, boosting your arousal and possibly leading to climax without direct genital contact.”Could spend a Holiday there 🙂
4. The Lips
Want to have better sex tonight? Try this exercise: Spend at least five minutes kissing before intercourse. “Lips remain one of the most erotic areas of a woman’s body,” Dr. Krychman says. Here’s how to rev things up: “Vary the strength and intensity of kisses,” he suggests. “Even if you gently caress the lips with a finger—you may find this exhilarating.” Can do this for hours, always amazing and sensual
5. The Scalp
You love it when your hair stylist gives your head a massage while she’s shampooing, right? Well, get your husband in on the action, too. Here’s why: Your scalp is covered with nerve endings that make it super-sensitive to the touch, explains Cadell. She, and other experts, say that a good scalp rub may not only release tension but also may increase blood flow—flooding your body with the feel-good hormones dopamine and serotonin. I an more a neck man myself, but again, each to their own 🙂
6. The Feet
“What can be a relaxing and soothing ritual after a long day can also be a turn-on for you both,” says Levine. “Some men find women’s feet to be exciting (think: foot fetish) and with the right mindset, you can too.” In fact, the ancient practice of reflexology indicates that certain pressure points in your feet can trigger sexual arousal. Whether it works or not is yet to be determined, but many women do find that a foot massage given by the man they love can spark arousal. Why not see for yourself? If your hubby isn’t sure about where to rub, help him out by getting a pair of Sexy Love Sox, which designate which areas on the foot represent “the body’s erogenous zones.” I would get kicked in the face if I went there!
7. The Neck
“The neck is a very sensual part of our bodies,” says Levine. “There is nothing like a man you’re attracted to standing behind you, massaging your shoulders and seductively making a trail of soft kisses from the hairline to the base of the neck.” So, here’s your homework assignment, ladies: Ask your husband to show you a little neck love! “Feeling the sensations of his soft lips and imagining where those lips are traveling can really get our juices flowing,” she adds. Now we are talking, I think most woman could spend all day getting the neck massaged and kissed or even bitten lightly.
Stumbled across this while browsing, thought “Hmmmm” Worth a blog. hope Dawn reads it 🙂 Some men just go right for the target, so I thought I would remind us all that sex does not always mean “Just that” There are ways to treat your partner in a relaxing way as you all know. So a little bit of fun here. PLEASE NOBODY take it serious. It is just FUN
Enjoy being loved ladies x
Shaun
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Some old Funny pictures I found on a Disk
Coming to a Blog near you, Me, With Pictures
Just a quick one here and something I have to admit and apologise for
I don’t visit other people’s blogs as much as people visit mine. I have shunned my duty as a blogger by being lazy and not sharing and helping and laughing with others on their blog.
So I promise I will from now on, I do feel guilty, but I feel guilty if I see a dead pigeon on the road and can’t sleep that night worrying what the Pigeons family are thinking, yeah, I know. Stupid stuff
I do visit blogs, but not enough and certainly not on a regular basis. I have a folder with everyone I have spoken to, 300+ blogs that visit mine some only a few times, some every day, so I am going to try harder to make up for that
I leave you all with a picture or 2 I like, and be prepared to have Shaun on your blog lol
Throwback Thursday – Shaun
Apparently many bloggers take a moment on Thursday to reminisce, well I thought I’d get into the spirit of things and join in on this. I will post a few pictures from my past and perhaps tell a story or two. Sit back and enjoy!
The picture above, I am told is from 1978 ish, I was about 3 or 4. To my Right is my Sister Linda and my Sister Debbie. I only seen this the other week for the 1st time. It was a great feeling.
How brave am I!!! This picture here I am about 12? With my sister in Law, (My Brothers wife now Anne) at a Wedding. Love it!!
Here I am again. brown t-shirt, bottom middle being hugged by a family member, I think I was 9? Or so I was told, lol
I still hate my mother for this 😦 she made me wear a Green shirt with a gray THING on top, to my right (White shirt is my Dad) Rest are uncles…lol
Here I am again (Left, I am about 3?) With 4 cousins, all Girls all sisters, love this picture!!
(I don’t know why I am doing this) I am on the swing, in tears, while my family laugh and MOCK!! This could be why I can’t fly on a plane 😦 lol Celtic Top on though 🙂
Me 20 years ago, at some party, REALLY drunk and pretending to me a woman. ha ha …The things we do (Ok I do) lol
This is NOT 01, 01, 1987..I was 16. Celtic top on with my two Cousins, Hibs “Fans” lol At an F1 show near my City
That is all I got… lol